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Showing posts with label completely random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label completely random. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

TEXTra Large

|::| so i'm sitting here bored in caroline's room, on the verge of dozing off, without so much as a tv to keep me occupied, and i decided to type the longest text message verizon will allow. i don't know how long that is, exactly, but judging from the "110/160" in the top left and the "2/7" in the top right, i'd guess that i have seven pages worth of 160 characters, which makes.. 1120 characters? yea. however, i did notice that as i exhausted the second set (and now the third) of characters, the renumbering started not at zero, but at nine. so in reality i only have 151x7+9 characters.. 1066, the year of the Battle of Hastings, the normans' victory over the english and the ultimate end of the Dark Ages in England. (see? i DO pay attention in class.) my professor joked that the only two dates british schoolchildren are required to memorise are 1066 and 1966, the year of England's lone World Cup victory. i miss soccer. 9v9 intramural simply cannot compare. 20 minute halves? seriously? only four games?? we need to join a league in Roanoke. STOP. |::|

Monday, October 11, 2010

Hair

I can't decide if I miss my longer-lengthed, bushy, poofy hair or not.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Brr.

I shaved off my mustache, and now my philtrum gets cold.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Koopa

"waterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwater
pipe
waterwaterwater
zappy thingy
waterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwater
other zappy th-- crap!
waterwaterwater
.. darn. stupid monkey."

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

TILT

It's odd to look in a tilted mirror and see yourself slant-ways.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Shoes

I determine which shoes I am going to wear for the day by what two matching socks I pull out of the hamper first.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Sniping

"Oh, headshot.
OH, no scope!!
YEAHHH, SON!!

TEABAG!!! TEABA--

aaaaoww...

sadface."

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Blog

blog blog blog blog smog blog blog blog
blog dog blog blog blog frog blog blog
blog blog fog hog blog blog blog blog
blog jog blog blog wog-

wog?

...fail.